Princess

 

‘Be so kind as to not interrupt me while I am ignoring you’

Maharani Sita Kumari of Kapurthala [1915-2002], a then permanent resident on the ‘World’s Best Dressed’ list. [Just a little joke, your highness. I’m a die-hard Royalist.]

 


‘Mama, I am dead!’ is conclusive evidence that the kid is very much alive.

You are driving down a dark country road. And lo! a huge sign in flashing florescent pink border and throbbing green lights reads: ‘Don’t Look at Me!’.

Hit the brakes and pull up to the side. Something’s afoot.